As taken from the book “Echoes in the Gangway” by Joe Murphy ’61
Chapter 29
High school days
“You’re no mental giant, Murph!”
– Brother Coogan, 1958
After a summer fraught with worries about starting high school I
wound up arriving two days late. Thanks to our extended visit to
Jack’s house both Jim and I had to get up to speed fast. I felt like
an intruder walking into class. Things were already in motion and
here I was interrupting the flow. Catching up in Latin and algebra
was a pain in the butt (I never did catch up in algebra).
On my first day at Leo I learned that I couldn’t go home for
lunch without getting a lunch pass from the office. This
little yellow card allowed me exit the building at noon. A faculty
member stationed at the alley door made sure that only students
with passes left the premises during school hours. Living less than
a block from Leo was a mixed blessing. On the positive side I could
eat a home-cooked lunch and I didn’t have to take a bus to school.
On the negative side I missed out on riding the CTA with my
classmates. We could have talked about girls, swapped homework
and horsed around. I might have made more friends.
High School was a series of highlights and lowlights. In
freshman gym class Bob Hanlon, our instructor, told everyone to
do pushups like I did. “Watch Murphy, he has perfect form!” As a
sophomore I got caught helping a kid on a religion quiz. We both
got zeros from Brother O’Hare. In junior year I tripped in the hall
and kicked a football player who was crouched at his locker. He got
up and punched me in the jaw. The next year my English teacher
liked my essays so much, he read them to other classes. Other
episodes from my stint at Leo still come to mind now and then.
The notebook tragedy
Tall, distinguished-looking Brother Sullivan required that we
freshmen maintain a notebook for his religion class. We had to
outline each chapter covered by the textbook. In order to keep us
honest Sullivan periodically collected our notes and checked them.
He also made all the rows of kids compete against each other in
contributing to the missions each week. The winning row escaped
homework for one night. If someone created a disturbance in class
Sullivan corrected them in a literate manner that made them feel
stupid.
I was dragging my butt through religion. Moses and John the
Baptist bored me to death. Keeping my notes updated seemed
impossible – I was always a chapter or two behind. Then something
happened that multiplied my woes. One afternoon my English
teacher, Mr. Charles Byrne, checked to see if the class had written
an essay that was due. I had totally forgotten about it.
Byrne walked up and down the aisles, peering over each kid’s
shoulder. I tried to bluff by opening my religion notebook and
folding it back to make it look like a single page. I covered the title,
The Life of St. Joseph, with my forearm. Byrne stopped at my
desk and snatched the notebook. Turning beet red, he tried with
all his strength to tear it in half. After three or four attempts
the pages ripped. He strode to the front of the room and pitched
my ravaged religion notes into the wastebasket. Then Charlie sent
me to jug.
Sitting in detention after school, I wondered what to tell Brother
Sullivan about my lost notes. In retrospect, I should have returned
to Byrne’s classroom after school, retrieved the notebook and
repaired it with Scotch Tape. Instead, I went to jug, then walked
home and told Mom what had happened.
“Why don’t you just do your homework like you’re supposed
to?” she asked angrily. “Now you’ve got all that work to make up.” As
I sat at the dining room table after supper pecking at my homework
I could hear Mom relating my story to Dad in the living room. She
questioned the right of a teacher to destroy work that a student had
done for another class. The next day Dad phoned the Leo faculty
building and made an appointment to see Brother Sullivan on Saturday.
He told me that we’d both be going.
Saturday morning we walked a block to the handsome brick
structure that housed the Irish Christian Brothers. A nice middle-
aged lady answered the door and showed us into a waiting room.
When Sullivan entered a few minutes later Dad introduced himself.
He explained what had transpired in Mr. Byrne’s class.
My religion teacher was sympathetic but he said I’d have to
do the lost work over again. Dad looked at me resignedly, then at
my teacher. They agreed that I would start in on a new religion
notebook, working on it at the faculty building each Saturday
morning. Saturday morning, I said to myself, That’s my favorite time
of the week! Losing two hours of prime free time each Saturday
morning was a drag, but with no distractions my efficiency was
miraculous. I brought my religion notes up to date within a few
weeks.
The joys of jug
Jug was detention. Kids at Leo went to jug for offenses like smarting
off in class or not completing homework assignments. Detention
meant staying after school for an hour. As a freshman I was sent to
jug several times, mostly for homework violations. Every brother and
lay teacher at Leo had a pack of detention slips permanently molded
into the palm of one hand. They could scribble a kid’s name in a
flash, along with the number of days to be spent in jug. The offender
received a slip and a duplicate went to the jug room, 212. During
regular school hours this large room was a lecture hall.
Jug period began right after school, with Brother Ryan presiding
as detention monitor. He wrote arbitrary page numbers on the
blackboard – maybe 134-138. Everyone, from freshmen to seniors,
copied those pages from their literature books. Meanwhile, Ryan
read the jug slips aloud, including the number of days: “Morrissey,
one day, Walsh three days,” etc.
Sometimes a confused kid would raise his hand and ask, “Hey
bro, there’s a picture on page 134 in my book. How am I s’posta
copy that?” A little annoyed, Ryan would answer, “Then start on
page 135!” We’d sit there quietly copying parts of stories instead
of doing something productive, like homework. But to be honest,
I found those stories more interesting than most of my homework
assignments.
When I was a freshman a big blonde kid named Jim LaDuke
was in jug every time I went. And his jug slips were long ones – for
several days – and from multiple teachers. Ryan would read through
the pile: “LaDuke – three days…LaDuke – two days…LaDuke –
indefinite! (Indefinite jug meant you went until the teacher decided
you’d had enough). One day the sullen Ryan even joked, “LaDuke,
you’re going to earn a major letter in Jug this year. We’ll have to
sew a big J on your jacket.”
I knew LaDuke through my cousin Mike. As kids growing up,
Mike, Jim and a few other guys hung out together and played ball in
their neighborhood a few miles east of Leo turf. I always thought
Jim was a nice kid. His high score on Leo’s entrance exam got him
placed in 1A, the brightest group of freshmen. A kid in his class
told me that LaDuke had separated the test’s two-ply sheets so
he could see which of the multiple-choice answers were the right ones.
Maybe, but I think Jim was much smarter than he pretended to be.
According to my cousin, the office at Leo told LaDuke at
the end of his freshman year that he still had more that a hundred days of
detention left to serve. He was expected to make good on them
if he came back as a sophomore. When I started my second year
LaDuke was gone. He may still hold school records for the most
days of jug and the highest entrance exam score.
The exploding letter
Brother Hennessey, my freshman algebra teacher, was a hefty
middle-aged man with a shiny bald head and a flair for the dramatic.
Looking down his nose through his wire-rimmed glasses, he
pontificated in a pompous, nasal voice. He reiterated pet phrases,
like, “Now boys, we must watch our signs,” referring to plus and
minus signs. “Low grade moron” was another expression he favored
in certain contexts like, “Only a low grade moron would do that”
or “You don’t want to be a low grade moron do you?”
Hennessey liked to stage little entertainments featuring kids who
didn’t complete their homework. The slackers were summoned to
the front of the room. Then, one by one, they were punished. Each
kid bent over while Hennessey whacked him in the rear end with a
drumstick. Hennessey had a special rhythm – bam bam…bam!
Just when the first two smacks were really starting to smart he
laid in a final one that brought the exquisite pain he loved to
inflict.
One day when I didn’t finish my homework assignment (being
clueless as to how I should approach it) I tried to buffer the sting of the
drumstick waiting for me in the afternoon. While home for lunch
I took a letter from the morning mail, slipped it under my jockey
shorts and walked back to school. When Hennessey collected the
homework I was in trouble. He called me and one other deadbeat
to the front of the room. As we bent over to take our raps, one of
my classmates shouted, “Hey, Murphy stuck a letter in his pants!”
Instantly others chimed in: “Murphy has a letter in his pants –
yeah, he stuck a letter under his pants!”
To his credit Hennessey pretended not to hear these complaints
as he disciplined the kid in front of me. When he hit me, however,
the letter under my pants sounded like a loud cap pistol. The class
went nuts, some kids laughing and others complaining about my
added protection. But, to his credit, Hennessy silenced them and told me to get
back to my seat.
Coogan’s Latin Club
My fifteen-year-old mind did not place a high priority on Latin.
All that crap to memorize – vocab words, declensions, verb forms
– yuk! Studying and translating was tedious, using up time that
could have been spent playing touch football or watching TV. But
on the positive side, Brother Coogan, my sophomore Latin teacher,
was a bright young guy who projected energy and had a wry sense
of humor that I liked.
In response to my incorrect answer Coogan once fired a barb
at me in front of the class. “You’re no mental giant Murph!” he
said, his Ivy League accent adding a bit of extra sting. The line
and its delivery made me laugh out loud. This really irritated him.
“You can laugh? You can laugh at that Murphy?” He asked. “You’re
great Murph – you’re really something, you know that?” Now
everybody was laughing.
The day Coogan described the ablative absolute I thought he
was joking. He tried to make this quirky Latin construction sound
classy and elegant. It puts any words that are absolutely detached
from the rest of the sentence into the ablative case. OK. But then
there was something about a noun or pronoun and a participle…
forming an adverbial phrase…that would require a subordinate
clause…zzzzzzz. I drifted off to slumberland. It was the only time
I ever fell asleep in a high school class. Luckily, the ablative absolute
faded into Latin limbo and never showed up on a test.
Quiz scores lower than 80% put some of us in Coogan’s after-
school “Latin Club.” We had to stay and study our vocab words,
then take another quiz. If our scores didn’t improve we’d be
copying definitions multiple times at home that night.
One day during spring football tryouts the Latin Club was
making me and another kid late for practice. When we informed
Coogan of this he commented frankly on our football prospects,
“You’re wasting your time – you’re not big enough, you’re not fast
enough and you’re not mean enough!” As it turned out, he was
right.
Morrissey’s mouth
Tom Morrissey couldn’t control his quips in Latin class. His off-the-
cuff cracks just kept coming. Tom was a heavy-set kid who made
me think of Oliver Hardy as a youngster. Coogan was pretty good at
keeping him at bay, but one day Morrissey went too far. Thoroughly
pissed, our young teacher decided that major humiliation was in
order.
With an orange stuffed in his mouth, Morrissey had to stand in
a corner holding Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary over his head.
He stood there like that for most of the period, so by the time the bell
rang, the dictionary had sunk to the top of his head and orange
juice was dripping down his chin onto his shirt and tie. Next period
Tom was back up to speed with his spontaneous comments.
Rousing pep rallies
Before football or basketball games against arch rivals, like Mount
Carmel or St. Rita, the entire student body streamed into Leo’s tiny
gym, filling the courtside bleachers and the gallery above. Standing
at center court, the principal, athletic director and coach took turns
talking into a microphone, trying to pump us up. Then the team captains
said a few words. Next our cheerleaders (all boys) took over, shouting
into their big cone-like horns.
Cheer Ldrs: Can the big team fight?
Students: Yeah man!
Cheer Ldrs: Can they fight all night?
Students: Yeah man!
Cheer Ldrs: Well who says so?
Students: We say so!
Cheer Ldrs: And who are we?
Students: Leo! (Wild cheers and applause)
Another cheer that really shook the building was one that
had us all stomping our feet in time with the band’s bass drum:
Lions! Lions! Boom, boom….boom-boom-boom!
Lions! Lions! Boom, boom….boom-boom-boom!
The noise level was deafening. Our tiny gym vibrated. As a
timid freshman I feared that the building might topple. Finally, the
band played the Leo fight song. Everyone sang:
Oh when those Leo men fall into line
And their colors black and orange are unfurled
You see those brawny stalwarts wait the sign
And their might against the foe is hurled
For then the foe shall feel the Lion’s might
And the spirit of our team’s attack
For with every heart and hand
We will fight as one strong band
For the honor of the orange and the black. Rah! Rah! (More cheers
and applause)
When the rally was over we returned to our classrooms, where
The Oriole, our school paper, was distributed. We were allowed ten
minutes or so to look at it before early dismissal.
Going out for football
Encouraged by my alley football friends, I tried out for the varsity
squad in my sophomore year. My goal was to play quarterback. And
to equip myself I bought a pair of racy, low-cut spikes at Bill Johnson’s
Sporting Goods on 79th Street. Walking home I pictured myself
rolling right in my new low-cuts and chucking a long pass down
the sideline to my wide-open receiver. He took the ball in over his
shoulder, striding into the end zone for a touchdown. The crowd
went wild!
Back on earth Leo High School’s varsity tryouts began with sprints
in the hall bordering the locker room. The fast guys covered this stretch
in three seconds flat. I was maybe two tenths slower – fairly fast but
not really fast. Trials continued at Shewbridge Field. Here, along
with the other QB hopefuls, I conducted a pass line, tossing the
football to receivers who ran out on short patterns. My passes were
on target and I was glad nobody was going long. The arm sprouting
from my 133-pound frame could only throw about thirty-five yards.
And since I’d never played on a helmeted football team I looked
lame in blocking and tackling drills. Two weeks into the tryouts a
chart was posted listing me as the fifth-string quarterback. Oh Christ! I ran
my fifth-rated backfield through a few simple plays for a week but
quit the tryouts without ever throwing a pass in a scrimmage.
A couple guys at school razzed me, calling me a “quitter” and it
hurt. But I still enjoyed playing touch football on concrete or asphalt. Over
the next year I picked up speed and became more sure-handed.
Occasionally, I’d make a grab that drew applause from passersby
on 80th Street. Then, halfway through junior year, something
possessed me to try out for football again. This time I went out for
end, hoping to catch my way onto the squad. I stuck with it
until the very last day of tryouts.
On that fateful final day we varsity wannabes approached coach
Arneberg on the practice field. Each kid got the Yea or Nay verdict,
then took off from a football stance and sprinted to the locker room.
When my turn came, the coach looked at me a little embarrassed and said,
“Sorry Murph, I guess you’re cut.” I put in my helmet and took my stance.
“Hit it!” the coach barked. I dashed toward the locker room wondering
why I should hurry.
My senior job
At the start of my senior year I got an after-school job at Auburn
Food & Liquor on 81st & Halsted. Part of the Certified chain,
it was a good-sized neighborhood grocery store. The place looked
a little shopworn, but that gave it a comfortable character. On the
day I started my very first task was hauling a load of groceries on
the store’s ugly beat-up delivery bike. It had a small wheel up front
that made room for the giant basket above it.
It took leg strength and good balance to propel the bike when
it was heavy with grocery orders. Going down a curb or hitting
a pothole could make the bike cartwheel, tossing the rider and
his deliveries onto the street. I learned this the hard way. On the
positive side, powering a loaded delivery bike really built up my
thigh muscles.
Addresses for deliveries were written on the same piece of
paper that listed a customer’s grocery order. Long and narrow, it
came off a roll. Claude, a likeable long-time employee, took delivery
orders with the phone tucked under his chin. Gripping a heavy pencil he
hand-listed each item and its price, putting the total at the bottom.
Claude was sharp and neat but his hearing was bad. On more than
one occasion he wrote down the wrong address and sent me on
a wild goose chase. I remember a freezing-cold night when I cycled
east – all the way to Vincennes Avenue – and then north for
several blocks, 1ooking for the address that Claude had given me. Had
it been the address of a real customer, his house would have been
located inside the CTA bus barn.
Once I had the feel of the delivery bike I had no trouble loading
four cases of beer into its cavernous basket and delivering them to
faithful guzzlers. On a more than one occasion I was intercepted
before I could get the beer to its destination. As I approached the
address, two or thee teenage boys popped out of a parked car and
flagged me down. One of them asked me if I had a delivery for Mr.
Brown (or whoever). When I answered yes, he said that he was Mr.
Brown, and paid me. Then he and his buddies moved the beer from
my bike to the trunk of their car.
Snapshots of the store
I met some characters at Auburn, including Wally, the stock boy
who’d worked there the longest. A muscle freak, Wally worked
out to make his biceps bulge like bricks. If he didn’t like someone
they were a “pringding.” He had a crush on a pretty girl named
Chris who frequented the store. I knew her a little because our
older sisters were friends. Whenever Wally tried to strike up a
conversation with Chris she ignored him. Her stuck-up attitude
must have enhanced her allure.
One night Chris entered the cooler to get a large bottle of pop.
She went in through the big door that we used for loading. Observing
this, Wally decided to have a little fun, so he locked her in. Finding
the door locked, Chris acted decisively – knocking over rows of
bottles so they dominoed into the glass doors used by customers.
The first person that opened one of those doors would release an
avalanche of glass bottles filled with beer and pop onto to the hard
floor. Realizing this, Wally quickly unlocked the cooler door. Chris
exited smiling. As she walked toward the checkout counter Wally
scrambled into the cooler to straighten the toppled bottles before
some customer opened one of the glass doors in the store.
The butcher shop at the rear of the store did a thriving business.
Bob, the cheerful young butcher, cut steaks, chops and roasts with
a confident flair. He also sold great pastries supplied by a local
bakery. A narrow corridor led to another rear section of the store.
It wasn’t much more than a short passageway with a sink. Here
Bernie, the diminutive produce man, washed and trimmed fruits
and veggies. He was a pleasant little guy unless you left something,
like a hand truck, sitting on his limited turf.
Out back there was much more to see. To the right stood a
freezer with a thick door, secured at night with a padlock (I had
irrational fears that I might get locked in there and found frozen
stiff the next day). To the left was an oft-frequented cooler for
milk. Gallon glass bottles and cardboard cartons needed constant
replenishing inside the store. And down in the asphalt yard (about
five feet below the cooler) was a heated garage for canned goods,
beer and pop. We wheeled stock to and from the garage on hand
trucks – up and down a narrow wooden ramp. There were only a
few inches of width to spare for the rubber tires on our trucks.
The rat
Another experienced stock boy (I’ll call him Phil for political
reasons) was a stinky nasty character. He’d worked at another
neighborhood grocery store where he learned to stamp prices
on cans, stock shelves, keep the coolers filled and so forth. He
knew about pricing as well. By checking a three-ring binder from the
distributor he could figure out the correct price to be stamped on
any item in the store.
This process involved finding the wholesale price and then
adding the proper markup to arrive at the retail price. I wondered
how he had earned his pricing privilege. Phil tried to make the process
look like a problem in celestial mechanics that only his superior
intellect could grasp. Even worse were the dirty tricks he pulled
on me. If Phil dropped a glass jar of applesauce and it crashed to the
floor, he would shout “Nice going, Joe!” I could be in some distant
part of the store, but the boss would think it was me who screwed up.
Phil was a rat. I had no respect for him.
That’s why I was delighted with what happened when the
two of us were filling the cooler one night. We had to haul big loads
of beer and pop up the slippery outside ramp into the store and over
to the cooler. It took heavy-duty hand trucks with fat, air-filled tires to
handle the job. One guy got the cases and wheeled them into the store while
his partner stayed in the cooler stacking them and putting single bottles in
rows so customers could access them through the big windowed doors
in the store.
When I was working the hand truck I just took one load at a
time – Pepsi, 7-up, Meister Bräu beer, whatever. Phil had his own
system. He went out to the garage and set up all his loads in stacks
before binging any of them into the store. It was Phil’s night to go
get the beer. Fine with me – the temperature outside was around
zero. When he left to set up his loads I knew he’d be gone for a while.
This gave me time to restock rows of bottles and push them closer
to the customer windows.
Where the hell is Phil?
I thought he’d be back by the time I’d tidied up the cooler. But for some
reason he wasn’t. What’s keeping’s him? I wondered. Well, I figured
he knew what he was doing. To kill more time I sorted through
some cans of imported beer in a box at the rear of the cooler. Their
labels were printed in foreign languages and they were rusty with age.
Finally it hit me that Phil might be in some kind of a jam, so,
I decided to take a look outside.
Exiting the back door I spotted Phil immediately. He was lying
with his back pressed against the slippery ramp. On top of him was a hand
truck stacked with five cases of beer. He’d slipped backing up the icy incline so
everything had come down on top of him. “Where the **** you been?” he
screamed. “I been stuck here for twenty minutes.” “Sorry,” I said.
“I thought you were in the garage setting up your loads.”
“Get this off me!” he commanded. I lifted the hand truck so
Phil could slide out from under it. He got to his feet and took the
handle, cussing about how cold he was. Phil struggled up the ramp
with his load and into the store. While I loaded the beer into the cooler
he warmed himself in the back room, swearing under his breath. I
made extra noises as I stashed the bottles so he wouldn’t hear me
laughing.
Store chores
There was plenty to do to at Auburn Food & Liquor – even
after closing time. Before we could leave we had to sweep the
floors, and one night each week we had to swab it. Mopping up
was a pain in the ass. Even worse, things got downright scary near the
checkout counters. The wet floors conducted electricity from the
cash registers, sending a mild electric shock through the soles of
my shoes. My tingling feet told me to mop fast and get away from
that part of the floor.
Saturday morning at the store was hell. Customers poured in to
do their weekly grocery shopping. The checkout area, a single aisle
with a register on each side, was a mob scene. It got so clogged that
customers sometimes had trouble opening the door to exit.
Every few months there was a Saturday milk catastrophe.
Someone leaving the store swung a gallon glass bottle into the front
door, breaking the bottle, the glass pane in the door and its burglar
alarm tape. Milk splattered everywhere as the alarm bell blared with ear-
piercing volume. Alerted by that familiar noise, a couple of us stock
boys rushed to the front with buckets and mops. We tried to avoid
tripping customers as we picked up the jagged pieces of glass and
sopped up the milk with our mops.
Everybody out!
The Saturday milk spills paled in comparison to The Little Bo-Peep Incident.
It happened in midwinter on Thursday, which was stock day. A
forty-foot truck from Certified Grocers arrived each Thursday,
replenishing our supply of just about everything. We wheeled in
hand trucks loaded with goods, then hurried to stamp prices on them
and get them onto the shelves.
Amid this blur of activity one of the stock boys (not me) dropped
a case of glass bottles filled with ammonia. The overpowering fumes
spread quickly. Ken, Eberly, the owner, made everybody – customers and
employees – evacuate the store. Then he and Len, a long-time
employee, tried running back into the place, one at a time, to mop up.
They dashed in for maybe thirty seconds, then ran out, choking and
gagging from the fumes. It was clear that this drill was not going
to work. Amid the melee someone had the good sense to call the
Fire Department.
Within a few minutes a pulmotor arrived. Two firemen stepped
off the truck, put on masks and entered the store. They knew what
they were doing – twenty minutes later the situation was under
control. Airing out the store with fans and open doors took another
hour or so. That Thursday did not rank among Auburn Food &
Liquor’s best days for sales. I never found out who dropped that
case of Little Bo-Peep ammonia. Nobody ever owned up to it.
Congraduations!
The spring of ’61 saw four Murphy graduations. Joan matriculated
from Mundelein College, Jim graduated from Calumet High, I got my
diploma from Leo and Margaret Mary said goodbye to St. Leo
Grammar School. You couldn’t swing a tassel without hitting a
grad. Happy to have high school out of the way, I looked forward
to a summer of earning tuition money for college. I couldn’t have
imagined what lie in store for me during the summer of ’61.
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Way to go Murph. I experienced the same adventures, including Bro Hennessy’ special sense of getting his kicks. You brought back a lot of memories. It was a good read, and you left a good hook, compelling one to buy the book. I look forward to reading more.
Joe
I just finished your book “Echoes in the gangway. I loved it. I grew up at 82nd and emerald and attended St Leo Grammar School for 7 years. I was wait to read about who you married. I also did not see you mention Miss Bauldwin or MA LEAHY the crossing guard. I spent many an afternoon and weekend under the Viaduct you were struck in… GREAT BOOK